- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

why jews dont believe in God? Jews believe in God, its just that their god is different from ours !

how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

What do you call a shattered lightbulb? A hazard that should be taken very seriously.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

Why didn't the black man pay child support? He had no children.

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