An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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Justin Bieber having an erection.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

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What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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you wanna know hellen kellers favorite game? Marco Polo!

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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good one jess !!

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HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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Knock knock. Death.

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how many Pikachu's can you get in a mini? 14.

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WNBA

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what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

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Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

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Why did the girl jump of the control tower??? She didnt I lied.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Scientology.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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