Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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Schroedingers cat walked into a bar... and it didnt.

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knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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Unnnnnnnn

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Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, because feminists can't change anything

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after A-N-A-L

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What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

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What's worse than the holocaust? 3,000,000 jews.

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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Why didn't the cheese buy a house plant? Cheese is nonliving and therefore cannot earn money, thus preventing cheese from buying houseplants.

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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thermodynamics?

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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Anti Joke

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