- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

What's worse than cancer? Death.

THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A treadmill... did I mention he was kinda fat?

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

whats your name? bumder:)

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

My name is never spelt right so its all good

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

Why did the man fall down? He got shot

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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