What is 9 + 10? 21

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A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

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Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

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Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

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A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I'm colorblind

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Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

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"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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