What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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THE GAME

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

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whats the diffrence between love and faling in love when u love some one your not falling

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What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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