Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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How does Bob Marley like his donuts? He doesn't, he tragically died of melanoma in 1981.

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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What do you do when you see a black child riding a bike? Think to yourself, "Wow" you don't see many kids riding bikes anymore because there too busy playing video games in their basement.

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What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

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Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock: Who's there? Not little suzy Why did the car crash? Little suzy was driving Why didn't little suzy ride her bike home? She died of her injuries from the car crash

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the appropriate amount of medicine as directed by her doctor for her condition.

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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A Frenchman stays and fights

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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what do a plane and a mouse have in common? nothing

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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