two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

What did the asian parent say to his kid when he got a D? -It's OK son, you will do better next time.

Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

How can you tell that your friend just had sex with a blonde? The girl he just had sex with has blonde hair.

A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

i jack off in the school bathroom #yolo -toby limbers

asian, do math

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

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