What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

a man walks into a prostitute.

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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I'm gay. No homo.

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

Q: What is the likely outcome of anyone who watches 'WWE'? A: They will lose their virginity to a hooker.

Mitt Romney.

Q: why do the Toronto maple leafs suck? A: they dont they r in seventh place biotch!

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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