What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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Q: How do you learn the best break dance moves? A: I don't know. You figure it out.

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

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Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

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Why did Sally Drop here ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock Knock? *who's there* Not Sally.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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