Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

did you hear about the man who crossed the road? he made it.

How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

So a black man hails a taxi...

What's green and gets people high? A green helicopter

What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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