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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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