A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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Welcome To Facebook

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A guy orders soup at the resturant and says to the waiter, "will you try this soup?" The waiter says "what is it too hot?" the guy says "just try the soup." the waiter asks "Is it too cold?" the guy sais just try the soup." the waiter says "fine, where's the spoon?" AHAHHH!!!

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

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How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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