What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face

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What's black and blue and red all over? The dead woman in the dumpster.

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My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

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what is the entire jewish population minus about 13 million? The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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Why are old people such terrible drivers? As we age, our eyesight slowly deteriorates and our reflexes become slower. So, in order to be cautious, the elderly avoid high speed chases and such to maintain their and others safety. Or they could have alzheimers and not realize they are in a moving vehicle at all, it's really a tossup

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He then proceeds to ask his wife not to leave her clothing around the house.

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A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

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Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

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A Muslim walked out of a bomb shop.

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What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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Why couldn't little Sally talk? Someone stapled her tongue to wall.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? The Ferrari is expensive and the babies are in a nice hospital.

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How do you make a model ugly? you shoot her in the face.

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Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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