what do you call a mixbreed of a bull dog and a shitzu? a sharpei

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Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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A teacher notices one of her students clutching a cat. She asks him why. The boy, tearfully, explains that he heard his father tell his mother that he was going to eat her pussy when the kids left for school. The teacher laughs and, the class being 10-11 years old thereby at an age approaching biological curiosity, decides to mix this in with a sex education video she was planning on showing them a few weeks later. She then phones the boy's parents who come to collect the cat while reassuring the boy that it is in no danger. The cat was popular with the boy's classmates and they would often go to visit him as a result. Many years later, just after the boy started attending university, the cat was put to sleep at the age of 13 due to liver cancer. The boy placed a Facebook post in honour of his feline friend, which was spotted by a former classmate of his in a routine search who happened to be attending the same university. They ended up reacquainting and beginning a sexual relationship, which was how the boy lost his virginity and eventually blossomed into a 37-year marriage resulting in three children.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

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why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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:O + :P = 69

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what happens during a climax apples

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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Why wasn't there a rainbow? It didn't rain.

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

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Whats cooler than cool? Ice Cold.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

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Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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why couldn't the one armed man juggle because it was snowing outside and his one room flat was to small

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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