- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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