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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

The cow went moo

Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

why did the boy drown? because water entered his lungs and suffocated him.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

Jeff goes to the store, Helen Keller.

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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