what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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what happened to the farm animals? They were slaughtered and their parts were sold as meat, glue and other useful materials

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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Stop being a centipede

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You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding several worms in your apple.

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? People cross roads all the time, each for their own personal reasons. Questioning their motives is generally accepted as being unnecessary, as it is a relatively safe action as log as one is careful and heeds the laws of traffic.

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What did the fish say? Moo

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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Whats worse than a little kid falling. Him getting vigorously raped by his father every night.

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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What is red and does not cry? Half a baby.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

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Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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So a bunch of blondes are in a group and a murder comes by and sais, "if you want to live, answer a question right." so the blondes pick there smartest on. the first question is, what is 9+4... the blonde answers five, the crowd goes "give her another chance giver her another chance, same thing happens, she gets it wrong and the crowd goes "give her another chance, give her another chance." the murderer sais "ok fine this is your final guess, what is 2+2" the blonde goes "uuhhhhhh... 4?" And the whole crowd goes "give her another chance give her another chance

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A man walks into a bar.....OW!

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What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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