- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

A dog is walking down the street. The dog catcher promptly arrives and takes him to the pound. Two months later the dog is in a new, happy home with a wonderful family.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

womens rights

...NO.

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

Do you know what will hurt? Getting hurt.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

where would you hide 100 dead jews in a car the ashtray because they were all cremated

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them, they die.

what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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