What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

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What is the worst part about being a blonde? Random green painted strangers throw forks at you claiming it will confuse you, because they got it off of an anti joke website!

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Wade's the father

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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call 803-389-9808 for a good time ;D

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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