- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the prisoner say to the other prisoner? I am going to anally rape you.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

Why the he'll are there moths in the universe? It makes no sense. Where dies an annoying ass buzzing and flying price if isht ever help me?

() () () () () () () ------ __________ yo can go %$*# yourself =~~ 0

Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

Dear emma brown i would appreciate if i could have my dick back, the you squeezed of wwith you ass cheeck -jackson edwards

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

what do you call a white man surround by a bunch of black men in prison a congraulation ceromony (and gang rape) pppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

Your mama's so fat she can't have children.

What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

why did the woman cross the road? to get groceries for making more sandwiches.

Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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