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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

What did the father say to his daughter? "I'm going to rape you."

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic with a family of four and is ruining his life. -Tag

Whats the difference between a dead cat and a woman. The cat had a life.

Roses are black, violets are black, we are all black Shit i'm colour blind

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

Knock, knock (No one was home)

What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

They say there is safety in numbers Tell that to six million jews

Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

When I was a kid, I had a clown at my birthday party. He molested me. Later I found out the clown was my dad.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

Why did the mother have a club in her hands covered with red liquid? She spilled her bloody murry while playing golf.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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