Some people like melon and others like soup.

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

What do you call a baby in a blender? Child abuse.

bill is either dead or alive. bill is not dead therefore bill is alive

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Half the holocaust

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot, you f***ing racist.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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