Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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I have read and agree to the terms of service.

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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the meaning of life is too burn calories so I burnt a fat kid?

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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