What's the difference between a catcher's mitt and Lou Ferrigno? If you seriously said "I don't know, what?" I suggest getting a medical examination by a professional psychologist.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

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Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 killed 9.

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What is the best place to get watermelons and fried chicken? A Watermelon grove and a popeyes and/or KFC

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What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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What's worse than rush hour traffic? Your childhood friend, Ricky, was just brutally killed by a street cleaner

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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Wanna hear a joke? Joe Jonas.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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do you wanna hear a joke cutsforbieber#

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"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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