Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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I am a n1gger.

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Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

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What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

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Penis penis poop butt

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What did the baby with Downs syndrome say to the baby with cancer? Nothing, baby's can't talk

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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