Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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What's the difference between Hitler and shit? Shit has a shower in the morning.

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How did the bald lady die? Of cancer

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Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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Why did I have sex with your mom? Because she was a beautiful individual with a fine taste in the classical arts. She also offered me a ride to her place for a delicious 3 course meal. Afterwards our romance blossomed and we decided to have sexual intercourse to show our mutual appreciation for each other.

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How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

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Whats a black persons favorite flavored cake? fried chicken.

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

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wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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Why did the Skyrim guard stop adventuring? He got cancer.

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

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What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

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Welcome To Facebook

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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