Why do guys like Halloween? Martin Luther posted the 95 theses in 1517 on this day.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

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how many aliens does it take to change a light bulb? i wouldn't know, i have never seen one and there is the off chance that they don't even exist

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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What do you call a person with no life. Dead.

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

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A horse cantered into a bar.

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a Black Swan walks into a bar......,,,.she then has hallucinations and imagines herself having lesbian sex with Mila Kunis...

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Why is Santa fat? Because the apples are red.

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"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

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A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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