Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, your Heart maybe splited into two but, if you love me i would fix it for you

Hey, Max!!

One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

. pussy . I don't get it ? .of course you don't

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

If you were a Transformer, you would be Optimus Fine.

there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

yo mama's so fat!!!

Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

Blind people can't read this.

You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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