what do you call a black guy fixing your electricity an electrician

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

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black guy graduating high school

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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What did the man bring home from Africa? AIDS.

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Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because you didn't fuking cook to -.-

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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What do you call someone too young to drink? A minor

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How did the priest die? Masterbation

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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Get a ladder and help her down.

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Anti Joke

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