Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

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Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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Why Is Jarrod spencer gay Coz he is

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Q. How do Italian girls shave their legs? A. They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

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What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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What's the difference between a wife and a chef? A chef has the choice to leave the kitchen.

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What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

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What did Uncle Timmy give to Little John for his birthday? Sodomy.

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

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What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

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How old is victor? Old

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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