Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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Why did the house burn down? Because I set it on fire.

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Matt Damon

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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Obama

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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What do you call a black guy, a white guy, a mexican guy, and a chinese guy jumping out of a plane? Skydivers.

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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