A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

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whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

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What's brown and sticky? The british econonic system from 2 May 1997 to 27 June 2007.

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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whats red and and smells like blue paint red paint

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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Hello Braydon

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house KNOCK KNOCK who's there? da chicken

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One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

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How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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