- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

Good boy

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

What's the deal with airline food?

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

You know what is not cool? Fire.

What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

What looks like a dick? A penis

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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