- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with one leg at your door step? Ilean

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

asian, do math

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

How do you kill the President of the United States? Your name has been reported to the authorities.

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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