- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats up? A: radiation levels in japan

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

Society.

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

What did Tim play with his friends? Nothing. He has no friends.

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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