- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm banging your sister.

how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

Matt Damon

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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