What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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There was a car crash in Mexico, 78 people were announced dead.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

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Matt Damon

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a mushroom walks in to a little boys party the boy says why are u here mushroom says because im a fun-guy (fungis,fungi)

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It's Adam and Eve, not Steve and Eve!

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How many dead jews can you fit in a hole? Ask hitler.

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

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A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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I have Alzheimer. What?

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Whats an Anti-Joke? Funny

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Knock, Knock Who's There? (Silence) Wondering who was there, the man opened the door, to find a baby in a basket in front of him.

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Why'd humpty dumpy fall of the wall? Someone threw a fridge at him

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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the cast of the jersey shore

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