Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese

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Dani barton from bob chuckles

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A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Have you heard that Hitler and Osama Bin Laden share a room with saton in hell

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I like to rape cats.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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What's the difference from an muslim and a christian blonde Religion

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is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

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who farted your mother

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Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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This one sucks!

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What did the hammer say to the drill? Nothing, they don't talk stupid.

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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