Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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Meow.

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Electronic Arts is a respectable company.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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so i turned on my radio.. so i could like listen to some tunes but like, it wasnt working and then like my best bud leaf was all like dude, thats a toaster.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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the asian kid gets an F

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the clock say? The time.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

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