I never asked for this.

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

what is sticky and brown?a stick

(Family sat down at table) *Child goes to start a story* - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

T-Dog scare me

How tall is the grass in Germany? ZIS HIGH! *put hand about an inch and half off the ground* I mow it about every ozher week

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

Why was the 45 year old man crying? He shit his pants.

I like hats XD!

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

Q: who's Snow White's brother A: egg white Get the yolk!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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