What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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a man walks into horse bar

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

ROSS G IS OBESE

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

A Black man a Chinese man and a Jew walk in to a bar. Black man: nice place they got here Asian man: yeah I remember when it used to be that old hardware store Jew: Henry's, i think it was called Aisian man: must have been there for at least 10 years or so

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

How did the man with no arms or legs cross the street? He didn't.

Obamacare haters

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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