why?

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

What's the difference between a girl's mouth and her vagina? There is none. I want my penis to be inside both of those things.

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

Knock Knock Not Yet

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

A disabled man walks into a bar.

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

what do you call a boomerang that never comes back? stick

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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