- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to....

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

I'm banging your sister.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Baby you think i loved you, but you got played too

Waseem is not a funny guy!

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

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