- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

women's rights

knock knock who's there police

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

What is the difference between a duck?

What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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