- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wanna hear a joke? not really

Have you seen the movie "Constipation?" No. It hasn't come out yet! Of course there is no such movie in production and no plans for such a movie exist.

Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

You smell like shit

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

knock knock who's there? boo don't do this joke again- i'll make you cry if you finish it don't cry it is just a knock knock joke teeheehee

An asian without a future.

Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

fack me!

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

A duck walks by to a lemonade stand. He says to the man running the stand, "Quack."

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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