A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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Win and Beau have no friends

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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Your mom is absolutely pefect. This makes me love HIM.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

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I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

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What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

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what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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