knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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what do babies and prostitutes have in common they will both cry if you hit them with a brick

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Why did the mathematician cross the road? To get his mail.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

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A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

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Knock Knock I don't have a door. I'm Homeless

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What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

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What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

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What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

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What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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what happens during a climax apples

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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terry stockton is straight

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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