Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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Yo mama's so fat that she took a look at her life and realized she wanted a change so she joined a dieting group and started eating better and exercising more and she got down to her goal weight and now looks and feels better than ever it's very inspirational, good for her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

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if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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Your social life.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple

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What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

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whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mark. Oh Hai Mark

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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