- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

I saw a Chinese guy and a black guy talking to each other today, it gave me hope... For another rush hour movie

Wade

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

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