Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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What did the umpire yell to the flatulent player at bat? FOUL BOWEL!

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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dislike this...please.

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space is fun

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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My mom caught me masturbating.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh? Mooooooohahahahaha

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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How do you confuse and idiot? Purple.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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