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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don;t know, that's why i was asking you

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Why did the child die? Natural causes.

What swims in the ocean? Fish

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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