Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: ...... Person 1 leaves because no one is answering the door

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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What happens when you try to hand feed a shark You have one less hand

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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Why are white people not good at basketball? Because they aren't black.

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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What looks like a dick? A penis

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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space is fun

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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