- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

Q: What's long and brown? A: The unemployment line.

What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

A man with a gun walks into a bar. The police are called and the man was killed quickly.

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

I have read and agree to the terms of service.

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Your mama is so fat she has a high BMI and is at a high-risk of Type II Diabetes.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

What's the difference between red hair and black hair? Redheads vs. blackheads

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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