two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

My phone rang. So I answered it.

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

a man runs into a bar and screams, he is sent to a doctor for a minor concussion and receives some stitches. He recovers over time and gets on with his life.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

Hitler was in a shampoo advert that everyone bought Now people must be dying to take a shower

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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