- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

the asian kid gets an F

peter charastabopouloulous

Why was the fish swimming on the water? Oh wait it's dead

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

asian, do math

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Ham sandwich

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

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