- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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Do you want to know a funny joke Answer- Kieran Reynolds HAHAHAHAHA This is not Daniel Lesiak

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

Why can't woman be cokcy? Because that don't have one (Sorry for the sexist joke, to who it may concern)

Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

What has wheels and flies? An Airplane

At a feminist picnic there are no sandwiches.

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

Emily Brunelle is skinny

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

26 because if 25 is funnier than 24, 26 should be even funnier right?

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

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