I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

Waseem is not a funny guy!

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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