Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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women's rights

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

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what did the mexicans name their daughter? nothing. they were deported before they had a chance

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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