What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican were stranded in a giant dessert, They were quick to notice the spelling error and ate happily for a few days

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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Why the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

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Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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Luckily Captain America was able to rescue Hitler just before he was trapped in the ice for many years... Thanks to his brave efforts the war continued many more years! Captain America under ice: Why do I get the feeling I did something wrong? Hmm... 30 years later Cap: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNNNN!!!!!! Moral: On ice, tickets sold out... no clothing required, ladies only, None under 16!

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A pedophile walks into a daycare

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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