whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

A dog goes to his food bowl. He eats his dinner.

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

Who is a knob? ross d

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one animal there and it was a dog. It was a shitzoo

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

Your time.

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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