babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant?

Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

a ginger has a soul

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

Flying aboriginal on a magic carpet

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

#scabbers

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

What is worse than something terrible happening to you? That same thing happening to me of course... Duh...

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

what did the fish say when he was eaten by a shark nothing fish cant talk

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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