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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

whats brown and smells like shit shit

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

What do video games and school have in common? Nothing, nobody likes school

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

What is the best part about football The scoring

How do you kill a Mexican? Rupture its vital organs like any other organism ,but murder is wrong and should not be done under any circumstance

why do you care?

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

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