Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Hi.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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Kah-________-

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

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no

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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