I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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A. Knock, Knock B. Come in

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What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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womens rights

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wnba

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Bloody kids ...

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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