Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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Proof reading

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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

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Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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