Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

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q: why do mens testicles hang? a: so woman can kick us in em

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The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

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What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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Mmmmmmmmbutch

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Why did the child die? Natural causes.

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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