What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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hi to the world fromthe world

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Why did Captain Hook die? He wiped.

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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A Guy walks into a Bar, has a good time and leaves

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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Why'd Katie fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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I THINK I SEE BIGFOOT O is yo mom!! -____-

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Two gay men walk down the street holding hands, and are applauded for expressing their love for each other.

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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