A) Knock Knock. B) Who's There? A) Me. B) Oh, well I'm in the shower, just give me five minutes. A) OK, I'll wait in the kitchen, is it cool if I heat up a hot pocket? B) Yeah sure, just not the pepperoni one, I only have one left and I was saving it for lunch. A) Alright.

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Wanna hear a joke? A Republican political activist.

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a new hat

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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A: Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights B: Wanna hear another joke? Your sexist beliefs are why your single...

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knock knock whos there a boy a boy who ? oh, sorry he just got hit by a train.

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What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

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look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

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Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

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Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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what do you call a kid without arms and legs? names

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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What is invisible and smells like bananas? Monkey Farts.

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Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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What do you call a black man? Jamal

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? women dont poop, especially not halle berry

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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Anti Joke

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