An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had just been to their father's funeral, who was a Welshman.

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What's wrong with the beetles? They suck dick

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a truck!

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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Whats funny about the Holocaust? Absolutely nothing considering millions of people perished and you people think its funny!

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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Chicken

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Thumbs this down

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

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Roses are red, Violets at blue. My mind is twisted, Bend over bitch your about to get fisted.

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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Why did the man get thrown out of the cinema? The man began to masturbate. He was also blind.

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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